HEADS UP!!! ALMOST SOLD OUT!!!

🚨 SHIPPING NOW ALERT!!! 🚨

Thanks for your patience... Early multiples + signed orders will go out first!

(Order separately ,Unless you don't mind waiting for other orders to come in w the same package)

THE NEW 12" 🚫 BANNED SUPERSEAL!!! 🚫
NOW IN ORANGE!!!

The green edition vanished FAST... gone before we even got to regular pricing.

Now the next color has arrived. 😈

The Neon Green wax was chosen to evoke creativity... like wandering outdoors searching for inspiration. 🌱

But this new radioactive Orange edition taps into a whole different energy. ☢️🍊

The chromotherapy psychology of seeing this blazing orange wax spin on your platter is designed to awaken pure skratch adrenaline. ⚡🧠🔥

🟠 A color so radioactive it looks dangerous spinning on your platter. ☢️🔥

🚫 BANNED SUPERSEAL!!! 🚫
❌ Not allowed in over 200 countries!!!
🎯 Illegal to own without a skratch license!!!
🇯🇵 Imported from Japan on ultra-thin premium vinyl!!!
🌎 Unavailable anywhere else on Earth!!!
💥 Brand-new next-gen skipless samples!!!
📺 Too hot for TV!!!

👀 BONUS ALERT 👀

The lucky ones who ordered doubles or more of the Neon Green editions are getting special bonuses!!! 💥

The early birds always get the extra goodies around here. 😈

🏆💎 And now that the Neon Greens are officially gone forever...

the smart collectors who grabbed doubles are suddenly sitting on highly sought-after radioactive artifacts. 😈💰

Funny how these rare gems seem to become more valuable every time another color disappears into history... 👀📈💵

⚠️ INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS ⚠️

If you're outside the USA, make sure your phone number is included in your shipping address. New customs laws require it now for international delivery. 🌎📦

These ultra slim limited edition 12"s are perfectly balanced for serious skratch sessions and maximum fun.

Every cut feels sharper, faster, cleaner, nastier. 👀👅

☠️ FINAL WARNING ☠️

THIS IS IT!!!
The FINAL pressing of the 🚫 BANNED SUPERSEAL!!! 🚫

Once these radioactive Orange editions are gone... they’re gone FOREVER. 💀

No represses.
No second chances.
No secret stash hiding in a warehouse somewhere. 😈

So secure yours NOW before the 🚫 BANNED SUPERSEAL!!! 🚫 becomes officially outlawed forever and disappears into skratch legend... 👀🔥

⚠️ PRE-ORDER NOW ⚠️

Because once these land...
the low pre-sale price self-destructs. 💣

💰 Save money.
🏆 Collect every color.
🛸 Secure the forbidden orange artifact before everybody else starts screaming “SOLD OUT!!!”

🚨 THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT 🚨

~ Skratchy Seal

PS: Be ready for fun Surprises!

🚨FEW LEFT!!! 🚫 BANNED SUPERSEAL 12” Orange colored wax! SHIPPING HAS BEGUN! 🚨Japan Import!!!