X-RAY SUPERSEAL 🩻☢️🔥

COMING SOON!!!
PRE ORDER STARTS NOW 🚨

Early birds get the goods...
AND the lowest price 😎💥

After the insanity of the BANNED SUPERSEAL, we knew we had to go even harder this time...

...so we exposed the whole thing to radioactive turntable energy ☢️🎚️

Introducing:
🩻 X-RAY SUPERSEAL 🩻

Now you can get even deeper in the kuts! 👀

This record may or may not unlock:
👁️ Third-eye musical vision
🧠 Enhanced battle reflexes
🩻 The ability to see samples hidden inside samples
🎚️ Increased fader flexibility
☢️ Temporary superhero powers on the wax

All new surprise samples 👀
New sounds 💣
New madness ⚡
That legendary Dirt Style energy 🎚️🔥

🔥 Killer vinyl color announcement + more art/label updates coming soon!

These imported JAPAN pressings are NEXT LEVEL 🇯🇵✨

✔️ Extra thin
✔️ Perfectly balanced
✔️ Loud, crisp cuts
✔️ Super responsive feel on the wax
✔️ So advanced you can practically see the grooves before the needle hits 😵💫🩻

This might honestly be our favorite Superseal yet...

The sleeve art alone is CRAZY 🤯
The sounds are wild.
And once these are gone...
they’re GONE. 💨

If you already know...
then you REALLY know 😏

🚨 PRE ORDER NOW 🚨

before the price jumps and the collectors attack the stash 🦭📦⚔️

WARNING ⚠️
Excessive scratching may result in:
☢️ glowing fingertips
🩻 x-ray hearing
🎚️ battle hallucinations
and uncontrollable head nodding.

DIRT STYLE POWER DRIVEN ☢️

Order separately as this will ship in a few more months. (Unless you don't mind waiting for other orders to come in w this same package).

This message will self destruct 💥

~ Skratchy Seal

🩻 X-RAY SUPERSEAL IS COMING... PRE ORDERS OPEN NOW! ☢️🔥