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💥 Step through the Lion’s Gate and grab the ULTIMATE SKRATCH WEAPONS—one ULTRA BUNDLE packed with the rarest wax treasures in existence… and a mountain of savings!

🎁 INSIDE THE CRATE:
✅ Dirt Style 30th Anniversary 12” Vols. 2, 3 & 4 – The Holy Grail of skratch culture
✅ Q*BERT’S NEXT COSMOS ALBUM – Triple LP in red, black & blue wax, iconic OSGEMEOS cover + secret tracks never to be streamed
✅ Superseal Bizarro Bubble Gum Edition – Ultra skipless 12" candy for your cuts
✅ Superseal Pepe 12” – Legendary skipless rarity
✅ Pair of Mystery 12” Skratchy Seal Slippers – Surprise heat for your decks
✅ Mystery 7” Skratchy Seal Slipper – Compact skratch weapon
✅ Superseal 8.2 Incher (Orange) – Blazing hot like fireworks
✅ Superseal 8.2 Incher (Clear) – Pure skratch crystal

🎯 BONUS LOOT:
✅ Super Limited Stickers + Robo Labels (2 Giant 12" + 3 for 7"/8")
✅ COMPLETE Season 3 Skratch Card Set – All 9 brand-new cards in one shot

💣 ULTRA-LIMITED. NO REISSUES. NO DO-OVERS.

💎 SIGNED LEGEND EDITION – All covers personally autographed by Q*Bert.
⚠️ Only 33 signed sets exist—ever. Once they’re gone, they’re gone forever.

⚡ This isn’t just a bundle—it’s a once-in-a-lifetime time capsule of skratch culture.

⏳ QUANTITIES = MICROSCOPIC.
💀 Hesitate = Miss Out.

🦁 Pounce now, claim your stash, and roar into skratch history.

🎉 CONGRATS AND HAPPY SKRATCHING!

(Leave a note at checkout if you prefer the Ltd Ed Next Cosmos cover w/ purple & yellow vinyl. International orders may first route through City of Industry, CA before heading your way—include full contact info for smooth customs clearance.)

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