🦭💰 SUPERSEAL SURPRISE 💰🦭 Get ready to fill your Turntable Treasure Chest!

The next SUPERSEAL is coming... and this time you don't know exactly what you're getting.

Well, except for a killer new skratch record imported again from Japan. 😂

We've packed this one with the CLASSIC skratch sounds we all love, cooked up in that special SUPERSEAL recipe... plus a whole lot of BRAND NEW skipless surprises hiding all over the wax.

And some of them are RIGHT ON THE MONEY. 💵🔪

Speaking of money...

Every copy comes inside our ridiculous 1200 DIRTSTYLE DOLLAR BILL cover featuring Skratchy Seal.

Here's another little twist:

💵 The RIGHT HALF of the $1200 bill is the FRONT cover.
💵 The LEFT HALF is the BACK cover.

So if you grab TWO copies, put the covers side-by-side and...

BOOM. YOU'VE GOT THE WHOLE 1200 DIRTSTYLE DOLLAR BILL. 😂💰

Frame it. Display it. Make it rain imaginary Dirt Style currency. We don't care.

Just don't try spending it. 😂

But crack open the record and you'll discover ONE of THREE collectible coin labels:

🟤 COPPER
⚪ SILVER — RARE
🟡 GOLD — EXTREMELY RARE

Every version has THE EXACT SAME samples. The only difference is the treasure in the middle. 🪙

And we're bringing back BLACK VINYL. ⚫

We haven't done straight-up black in a long time, and these coin labels look crazy against it. Copper looks dirty and industrial, silver pops, and GOLD ON BLACK... forget about it. 🏆

Same black wax. Same sounds.

Different treasure.

And if the last few releases taught us anything...

DON'T SLEEP ON THE PRE-SALE.

The recent Superseals have been disappearing during pre-sale, with people grabbing extras to skratch, collect, trade or keep sealed.

Once a pressing is gone, it's gone. Then you're hunting for somebody else's copy.

🐦 EARLY BIRDS
💰 EXTRA-COPY CREW

...might find some EXTRA FUN headed their way too. 😎

SUPERSEAL SURPRISE
Limited pressing.
Shipping in a few months.

PRE-SALE COMING.

Please order separately unless you don't mind your other records waiting to ship together with this one.

This message will self destruct. 💥

~ Skratchy Seal

🦭💰 SUPERSEAL SURPRISE 12"💰🦭PRE ORDERS OPEN NOW! 💵