New Pre-Order! π« BANNED SUPERSEAL 12β Orange colored wax!!! !!! π¨Japan Import!!!
$ 24.99
The Neon Green π« BANNED SUPERSEAL!!! π« is officially SOLD OUT!!! π₯
Over the last week we've been shipping them out nonstop... so if you ordered one, itβs probably landing at your door ANY DAY NOW. π¦β‘
And if you missed out?
Donβt panic...
Weβre already loading the next forbidden color into the chamber:
β’οΈ RADIOACTIVE ORANGE β’οΈ
π¨ PRE-ORDER ALERT!!! π¨
THE NEW 12" π« BANNED SUPERSEAL!!! π«
NOW IN ORANGE!!!
The green edition vanished FAST... gone before we even got to regular pricing.
Now the next color has arrived. π
The Neon Green wax was chosen to evoke creativity... like wandering outdoors searching for inspiration. π±
But this new radioactive Orange edition taps into a whole different energy. β’οΈπ
The chromotherapy psychology of seeing this blazing orange wax spin on your platter is designed to awaken pure skratch adrenaline. β‘π§ π₯
π A color so radioactive it looks dangerous spinning on your platter. β’οΈπ₯
π« BANNED SUPERSEAL!!! π«
β Not allowed in over 200 countries!!!
π― Illegal to own without a skratch license!!!
π―π΅ Imported from Japan on ultra-thin premium vinyl!!!
π Unavailable anywhere else on Earth!!!
π₯ Brand-new next-gen skipless samples!!!
πΊ Too hot for TV!!!
π BONUS ALERT π
The lucky ones who ordered doubles or more of the Neon Green editions are getting BOTH variants of the label art!!! π₯
And yes... the same thing applies to these new Orange radioactive editions too. β’οΈπ
The early birds always get the extra goodies around here. π
ππ And now that the Neon Greens are officially gone forever...
the smart collectors who grabbed doubles are suddenly sitting on highly sought-after radioactive artifacts. ππ°
Funny how these rare gems seem to become more valuable every time another color disappears into history... πππ΅
β οΈ INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS β οΈ
If you're outside the USA, make sure your phone number is included in your shipping address. New customs laws require it now for international delivery. ππ¦
These ultra slim limited edition 12"s are perfectly balanced for serious skratch sessions and maximum fun.
Every cut feels sharper, faster, cleaner, nastier. ππ
β οΈ FINAL WARNING β οΈ
THIS IS IT!!!
The FINAL pressing of the π« BANNED SUPERSEAL!!! π«
Once these radioactive Orange editions are gone... theyβre gone FOREVER. π
No represses.
No second chances.
No secret stash hiding in a warehouse somewhere. π
So secure yours NOW before the π« BANNED SUPERSEAL!!! π« becomes officially outlawed forever and disappears into skratch legend... ππ₯
β οΈ PRE-ORDER NOW β οΈ
Because once these land...
the low pre-sale price self-destructs. π£
π° Save money.
π Collect every color.
πΈ Secure the forbidden orange artifact before everybody else starts screaming βSOLD OUT!!!β
π¨ THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT π¨
~ Skratchy Seal
PS: Be ready for fun Surprises!
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